Monday, September 18, 2006


Dear America,

Here’s our plan for the future of America in full detail. Read on:

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Is there any question that “our plan” is better than Bush’s?

Democrat National Committee, Chairman Howard Dean

PS: Hate is what we’re best at. We hate Bush. We hate
Christians. We hate religion in general. We hate “neocons” our
code word for Jews. We hate America. We hate tax decreases.
We hate independent people. We hate “In God We Trust” any
where on anything. We hate the Pledge of Allegiance, We hate
Republicans. We hate Rush. We hate free speech for anyone but
us. We hate private property. We hate the Second amendment.
We hate the military. We hate defending America. We even Hate
Hate! And, Democrats hate you more than you hate us.

Go gettum Democrats. NG


Anonymous said...

And they are all cheerleading for this plan. Wait what plan? Maybe John Kerry can clear this up for us.Who do they think they are,Martin Luther King Jr or something? oops I forgot that was "I have a dream"

NewsGnome said...

tos, you're right, they have a dream, but that's all they ever have are dreams. NG