YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOVEON-DEMOCRAT IF YOU:

*Claim Democrats have a big tent party but throw out everybody that doesn’t agree with the party lefties 100%.

* Vociferously demand first amendment rights for everybody while muzzling free speech rights of more moderate Democrats like Zell Miller, Joe Leiberman or Dick Gephardt and all conservatives.

* Castigate Mel Gibson for comments made in an alcohol-induced anti-Jewish rant, while denouncing Israel for defending itself against a terrorist group indiscriminately
lobbing rockets to kill as many women and children as possible then blaming Israel.

* Attack WalMart for allegedly not helping “little people” while “little people” benefit from WalMart’s low prices which Democrats want to raise with higher taxes and higher prices with unionized labor opposed by WalMart employees.

* Demand more troops in Iraq to quell the sectarian violence while calling for instant troop withdrawal.

* Criticize American intelligence gathering on terror, then refuse to pay for it, and attempt to force the elimination of human assets to do the job.

* Require more protection for America then take away the opportunity to phone-tap terrorists phone calls into America.

* Claim Americans are less safe today while reducing the intelligence gathering capabilities of the Homeland Security Agency.

* Frisk white-haired little-ol-ladies to increase flight safety while actively refusing to target the age, ethnic background and religious proclivities of know terrorists.

* Demand the formulation of a plan for an Iraq exit war strategy while simultaneously demanding that we cut and run immediately.

* Insist on a war exit strategy of a Republican President while NEVER asking the same of Democrats FDR, Truman, JFK, Johnson, Carter and Clinton who all took America to War.

* Claim America is less safe under Bush while there has not been another single terrorist attack on American soil, and extol Bill Clinton who ignored 6 major terrorist attacks on America and our assets and praise Clinton for bombing an aspirin factory and shooting a cruise missile up a camel’s butt.

WITH DEMOCRATS PROMOTING UNISEX EVERYTHING THEY ARE APPARENTLY ANDROGENOUS DIPSTICKS....THERE IS NO OTHER CONCLUSION, WITH THE POSSIBLY EXCEPTION THAT THEY’RE AGGRESSIVELY, OBVIOUSLY AND BELLIGERENTLY STUPID.