WHAT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT REMINDS YOU OF ROSIE O’DONNELL?

A contractor I know, and one of my best friends, Bill, is brilliant and very successful. Among his many incredible talents is his ability to organize to keep subs on task at the right time. It’s a difficult and demanding job, building. He says he doesn’t have ulcers but he’s a carrier. He is also one of the most generous people I’ve ever met.

Rosie O’Donnell is a carrier of a different type. She infects people with depression and is obviously one of most hateful people I’ve never met and I've never met a lot. She is the Mary Mallon of the 21 century. Rosie reminds me of a piece of unique farm equipment.

My uncle used one on his farm. He loved to farm with horses and became a renown horse trainer. He also had a dairy herd and as everybody knows, dairy herds produce two types of products. The less tasty bi-product is loaded onto a farm wagon that has a moving floor that moves the product to the back of the wagon and an apparatus on the end of the wagon flings pieces of this product out onto fields and pasture land.

That “manure” wagon’s job is exactly what Rosie does daily. She flings pieces of depression all over the place. The main difference between cow manure and Rosie manure is that cow manure is beneficial to the soil and plants. Rosie’s manure, is spewed in every direction, is harmful to humanity, pollutes the air and disperses depression. I don’t know if she has depression but I do know she is a carrier.

HILLARY SURRENDERS BEFORE ELECTED

NewsMax is reporting that Hillary Clinton is changing tactics to raise more money because Barrack Obama is raising money faster than she is. One of the changes to counter Obama reported in NewsMax: “Both Clintons are using the fear factor to ward off growing support for Obama. Time says the power couple are telling potential contributors that the U.S. could very likely experience a 9/11-scale terrorist attack during the next administration, and Hillary – because of her experience as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee – is the candidate best suited to handle such a crisis.”

There are three astounding contradictions in Hillary’s new tactics. If she claims that the U.S. could very likely experience another 9-11 type attack, then she is admitting that George W. Bush has been PERFECT in foiling potential terrorist attacks on American soil so far...thank you Hillary for pointing out Bush’s success.

Secondly, it means that the Islamofacists are more afraid of Bush than they are of Hillary and what she might do. She there defines herself as a weak sister in the way the terrorists view her, because Bush has foiled their every effort. Hillary no doubt would do just as her husband did....absolutely nothing...and the terrorists are salivating at that prospect. Bush didn’t cut and run like Bill Clinton did and Hillary Clinton would immediately do if threatened.

Thirdly, when the other part of the then Clinton Administration did nothing when faced with 6 major terrorist attacks What makes us think that Hillary will do anything when she has pointedly said she wants out of Iraq and promised not to attack Iran. She is literally capitulating to the terrorists before she’s even elected.

Amazing.

NG

WHO'S POLL NUMBERS ARE LOWER THAN BUSH'S?

According to the Harris interactive poll only 28 per cent of Americans view President Bush positively. Those are pretty low ratings....somewhere around President Truman’s ratings during his administration.

But guess who is rated lower on the leadership poll...you guessed it: senate majority leader HARRY “surrender now” Reid. His favorable rates are only 22 per cent. Resign Reid. NOW!

A MORMON PROPOSES SURRENDER

Senator Harry “surrender now” Reid has proclaimed that if we leave Iraq our soldiers won’t continue dying there for nothing, that the Iraqi people can fight the terrorists who are armed with high tech weapons that are coming in from Iran and Syria and that America should abandon our promises to those with ink stained fingers.

That being said, I want M.I.N.O. Reid, who proclaimed that America has LOST the war in Iraq, to answer some questions, if Mr. Reid is successful in forcing America’s surrender in Iraq. Will Reid assure all Americans that:

1. Blood will not run on American streets with the bodies of innocent American children splattered on the pavement from suicide bombers as Islamofacists have promised?
2. Iran will NOT launch a nuclear attack on Israel as they have proclaimed?
3. Islamofacists will not pursue death to infidels or forced conversion to Islam here in America or elsewhere in the free world as they have pledged.

These are what the Islamofacists have promised they would do, Mr. Reid.

If you cannot absolutely, categorically, and unequivocally guarantee that these will not happen, you must resign from your treasonous position that America should surrender in Iraq, or face recall by your constituents in Nevada.

WHY ELECTING HILLARY IS BAD FOR WOMEN II

Hillary's socialized medicine she wants to implement will delay elective surgery meaning that women who want implants will have to wait three years and pay four times as much.

Now I hear that she wants to appointment her husband, Bill Clinton, to be "a roaming ambassador to the world, using his skills to repair the nation's tattered image abroad."

That just great, he can comb the world harassing women, and get paid for it by American taxpayers. Not too much different that what he's doing now. Organizations and governments of all kinds pay him big money to speak, the chasing, harassing and raping women he does for free.

Bill must be thrilled at the prospect that his wife is going to help and enable him to chase more women and pay him too. Now that's what I call an understanding woman.

NG

HARRY REID....RESIGN NOW!!!!!!

Harry says we've lost the war in Iraq....The truth is Harry Reid has lost his mind in America! He is undoubtedly, the worst Senate Majority leader in the history of the Senate. Would you idiots in Nevada who voted for him, please sent that turkey Mormon back to UTAH......NOW!

HARRY REID....RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!
HARRY REID...RESIGN NOW!

WHY IS HILLARY BAD NEWS FOR WOMEN

Hillary Clinton says she will take her election as a mandate to immediately begin implementing socialized health care as soon as she is elected president.

With Hillary’s election I have good news for you and bad news. The good news is: You’ll have the first woman president in history.

The bad news is that with socialized medicine she is promoting, the wait for elective surgery for breast implants will be at least three years 3 years, and cost you 4 times as much as it does now.

Have a nice day.

NG