Tuesday, October 18, 2005

WHY I HATE THE ASSOCIATED PRESS #3

New ROVE Revelations Could Destory The World...

The revelations about Karl Rove today are astounding. They reveal much about the architect of the BUSH political successes. The Iraqis had an historic vote for a constitution: NOT IMPORTANT to AP! The threat of another hurricane hitting Florida: NOT IMPORTANT to AP! Iran and North Korea are building nuclear bombs and missiles: NOT IMPORTANT to AP! What is important are the new ROVE REVELATIONS!

What are they? Well, here’s what 100-thousand dollars worth of reporter and photographer came up with.

When Rove’s wife raised the garage door to prove to reporters (camped in front of his house) that his car was gone as was the presidential advisor, the AP photog snapped a photo of the contents of his garage and then the reporter went to work describing it in minute detail . (How would you like to have a horde of Republican-hating slimy-salamander reporters at your front door everyday.

If an assassin came to finish off Rove, would the slimers try to protect he and his family, NO, they would be loading their camera and getting out their note pads. They'd be salivating at the prospect of photographing and filing their reports and pictures of the blood and guts. These are the kind of people that are camped on Rove’s front door)

PS. Rove’s garage looked like 95 percent of the garages in America–a ladder, boxes and some paint cans...and for this AP is paying the big bucks...is AP a joke or what!

With all the important news that exists in our world....Hey ASSOCIATED PRESS.....Get a real job!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They're worse than children. It's like they like passing around gossip like we used to in Junior High. If you hear it enough you start to believe it but then if you keep hearing it you get sick of it. I think people don't care anymore(except the liberals). It's worn out already. And they can thank themselves for it. A bunch of old worn out asshats like Ted Kennedy.
TOS

Unknown said...

I think it's funny how they were all goign nuts over the numbered boxes. I think there was even like a number 2 or something box missing - so funny...maybe they should check down Sandy Berger's pants!

Anonymous said...

people of New Orleans... First we would like to say,
Sorry for your loss. With that said, Let's go through
a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know
it's coming)

1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell
out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you
to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the
argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's
your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it,
even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-
perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Gov-
ernment's fault you're starving.

2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that
has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are
not edible. Leave them alone.)

2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water,
leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a)
They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because
they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their
stuff...it's theirs, not yours.

3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them
and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not
getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn't
leave when told to do so.

4. If you are in your house that is completely under water,
your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to
want them. If someone does want them, let them have
them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave!
(It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse
on them)

5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million
dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino.
Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that
is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on
quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level,
do your country some good and join the Navy.

6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and
Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't
create the Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black
people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to
destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global
warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out
of an ice age for over a million years).

7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.
This is the land of the free and the home of the brave,
but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-
Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning
off the people who are actually working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your
country can do for you, ask what you can do for your
country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant.
TOS

NewsGnome said...

No problem, Good rant and why is it that
they ignore the points you make? It seems obvious that a rational person would do what you suggest...but then we have to assume that many of the people involved were simply not rational. NG

Dionne said...

I realize that most of the Main Stream Media is biased but you would think an outlet like the Associated Press would be somewhat objective. Their reporting on the Terri Schiavo case was so devoid of facts. And just recently it hit me how obnoxiously biased they are. Great post.

NewsGnome said...

Believe me AP is fundamentally flawed when it comes to a news neutral agenda. They're just an arm of the mainstream media.

That's where they get their money and AP wouldn't chance writing anything that would be contrary to the MM's preconceived political proclivities.

In fact since their stories are used by both national and local outlets, they have much more influence you might think. NG