Wednesday, May 09, 2007

WHAT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT REMINDS YOU OF ROSIE O’DONNELL?

A contractor I know, and one of my best friends, Bill, is brilliant and very successful. Among his many incredible talents is his ability to organize to keep subs on task at the right time. It’s a difficult and demanding job, building. He says he doesn’t have ulcers but he’s a carrier. He is also one of the most generous people I’ve ever met.

Rosie O’Donnell is a carrier of a different type. She infects people with depression and is obviously one of most hateful people I’ve never met and I've never met a lot. She is the Mary Mallon of the 21 century. Rosie reminds me of a piece of unique farm equipment.

My uncle used one on his farm. He loved to farm with horses and became a renown horse trainer. He also had a dairy herd and as everybody knows, dairy herds produce two types of products. The less tasty bi-product is loaded onto a farm wagon that has a moving floor that moves the product to the back of the wagon and an apparatus on the end of the wagon flings pieces of this product out onto fields and pasture land.

That “manure” wagon’s job is exactly what Rosie does daily. She flings pieces of depression all over the place. The main difference between cow manure and Rosie manure is that cow manure is beneficial to the soil and plants. Rosie’s manure, is spewed in every direction, is harmful to humanity, pollutes the air and disperses depression. I don’t know if she has depression but I do know she is a carrier.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

HILLARY SURRENDERS BEFORE ELECTED

NewsMax is reporting that Hillary Clinton is changing tactics to raise more money because Barrack Obama is raising money faster than she is. One of the changes to counter Obama reported in NewsMax: “Both Clintons are using the fear factor to ward off growing support for Obama. Time says the power couple are telling potential contributors that the U.S. could very likely experience a 9/11-scale terrorist attack during the next administration, and Hillary – because of her experience as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee – is the candidate best suited to handle such a crisis.”

There are three astounding contradictions in Hillary’s new tactics. If she claims that the U.S. could very likely experience another 9-11 type attack, then she is admitting that George W. Bush has been PERFECT in foiling potential terrorist attacks on American soil so far...thank you Hillary for pointing out Bush’s success.

Secondly, it means that the Islamofacists are more afraid of Bush than they are of Hillary and what she might do. She there defines herself as a weak sister in the way the terrorists view her, because Bush has foiled their every effort. Hillary no doubt would do just as her husband did....absolutely nothing...and the terrorists are salivating at that prospect. Bush didn’t cut and run like Bill Clinton did and Hillary Clinton would immediately do if threatened.

Thirdly, when the other part of the then Clinton Administration did nothing when faced with 6 major terrorist attacks What makes us think that Hillary will do anything when she has pointedly said she wants out of Iraq and promised not to attack Iran. She is literally capitulating to the terrorists before she’s even elected.

Amazing.

NG