Saturday, April 26, 2008

ENVIRONMENTALISTS FORCE MERCURY INTO HOMES DESPITE LINK TO AUTISM

Newsmax reports that: “The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio, indeed shows a statistically significant link between pounds of industrial release of mercury and increased autism rates. It also shows—for the first time in scientific literature—a statistically significant association between autism risk and distance from the mercury source.”

For the first time in scientific literature mercury has been linked to Autism. Now Al Gore is using government force on American citizens to put mercury filled light bulbs in our homes threatening to increase autism to unheard of levels. The critical finding in the Texas study is the distance from the mercury source to the child. And Al-the-Idiot whom teachers trust to tell us what to do on the environment...is demanding dreaded pollution right in our homes.

How can we trust a government and environmentalists who are forcing mercury into our houses? You're going to get a hazmat team to pick up a broken light bulb...are you ready to pay for that?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

FORGET

1836 Remember the Alamo
1898 Remember the Maine
1941 Remember Pearl Harbor
1995 Remember Oklahoma City
2000 Remember the Titans

2001 Forget 911, it’s not really that important anyway, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Barbra Streisand, Tim Robbins, Michael Moore, Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Murtha, Harry
Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ......it was Bush’s and America’s fault.

Monday, April 21, 2008

STOP THE WORLD I WANNA GET OFF!

The Ultimate Solution.

The world must quit drilling for oil immediately and the new Democrat president must impose a 100% tax on all gasoline and oil products. The price per gallon of gas should be around at least $10. The use of all of all coal products must end within 30 days.

All arable land must be converted to ethanol producing products to make up the difference to eliminate carbon based fuels. All nuclear plants must shut down within 60 days. All energy products must come from renewal resources within 6 months.

The eating of meat products of all kinds must end NOW to stop unwanted methane. As a matter of fact we should stop worrying about eating at all. This will help with our problem of obesity. All persons must earn exactly $50,000 per year. Restriction of home sizes must be established to no larger than 1,000 square feet. Lot sizes must be no larger than 50 X 50.

Lawns and landscaping must be limited to rock and non-water required plants. Chainsaws, lawnmowers, barbecues, powered edge trimmers, motor driven string trimmers and hedge trimmers must be eliminated immediately.

Electrically driven vehicles that are recharged by electricity generated turbines driven by coal, natural gas, oil, nuclear power should be eliminated from driving on roads. Business that unnecessarily generate travel: restaurants, clothing stores, department stores, food stores, motels, entertainment parks, sports facilities, golf courses and all other business that encourage driving should be shut down post haste.

If we do not do these things NOW we will kill our earth. Of course, this is what Hillary and Obama are proposing we do, with the added feature that we submit our national sovereignty to the United Nations and Islamic terrorism. But even if these actions don’t kill the earth they will certainly kill America, which is the main objective of Barack, Hillary, George Soros, Moveon.org. and the Daily Kos.

ELIMINATE HUMANS, it will save the world. Good Luck America!................. Stop the world I wanna get off!!! NG

PS. Did you know that Barack Obama is half HONKY? That’s enough to make a person reconsider a vote for him.

BARAK AND HILLARY'S ENERGY AND IRAQ POLICY

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

ICE-T THE SICK

I watch “Law and Order Special Victims Unit” on occasion and I wonder if Ice-T has a song for actors who play Cops on TV. I know how he feels about real cops...from the lyrics of one of his more well known rap songs.

"I GOT MY 12 GAUGE SAWED OFF
I GOT MY HEADLIGHTS TURNED OFF
I'M ABOUT TO BUST SOME SHOTS OFF
I'M ABOUT TO DUST SOME COPS OFF..."

Then there is the other song by Ice-T in which he seems to suggest raping the 12-year-old nieces of Al and Tipper Gore. Here are some of the less obscene lyrics.

"SHE PUSHED HER BUTT AGAINST MY ...."

Both of these items come from Charlton Heston’s speech at Harvard in 1999.

Now here is the utterly bizarre logic of Hollywood and particularly Dick Wolf the creator of all the Law and Order franchises. He hired Ice-T to be a cop on a unit that investigates sex crimes, frequently against children. The same Ice-T who suggested the murder of police officers and the rape of children.

I’ve decided to write some lyrics for former rappers who play cops on TV.

MY BLADE WAS LONG, MY BLADE IS ONE SHARP LEAP
ALONG THE WALL AND BEHIND THE SHRUB I CREEP
LOOKING TO PUT THE BUTT BITCH INTO SLEEP
I FEEL IT SLIDE BETWEEN T’S RIBS RED AND DEEP

IT ENDS HIS SICK AND TWISTED PEDOPHILIA MIND
IT ENDS HIS CACKLING LAUGHING AT THE HIND
IT ENDS HIM AND HIS PUBLIC KIND
IT LET HIM DIE HIS BONES GO DRY...AND I PUT THEM IN THE MILL TO GRIND.

Now I wonder just what a pig like Ice-T would rap with song lyrics like these since I suspect he might interpret them as a threat to himself, which as he explained about the “killing cops” lyrics, they certainly are not written to suggest someone kill him. They’re just song lyrics that don’t mean anything. Just like his lyrics that don’t mean he’s suggesting Cop killing. But wouldn’t it be ironic if he interpreted them as such. Aren’t they just as sick as Dick Wolf hiring an actor who suggests in his lyrics cop killings and pedophilia.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

THREE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING

It’s three o’clock in the morning. Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced the launch of a nuclear bomb aimed at Tel Aviv.

President Barack Obama is awakened. He immediately criticizes the former policies of President Bush and demands an investigation into his administration for embargos against Iran and asks for ham and eggs for breakfast. He then ordered a call to his spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah Wright to discuss the slights that America has made against Islam after dinner.

President Hillary Clinton is awakened. She immediately demands a script on what to say and what bed Bill is sleeping in. She then screams at the staff to tell the chef his dinner spinach and tofu souffle was giving her heartburn. She then yells, you can brief me the day after tomorrow at the noon briefing and find out how much Israel donated to my campaign?

President John McCain is awakened. He immediately orders launching interceptor missiles, tells the Pentagon to mobilize and orders nuclear subs to the coasts off Iran. He then orders an emergency convening of Congress. Five Iranian cities are leveled and all nuclear facilities bombed to dust. Iranian Imams beg forgiveness and behead Ahmadinejad in public for his actions and to stop further action.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

SERVING MAN by Ted Turner

The Twilight Zone had an episode in which aliens from another planet arrived on earth. They invited humans to return to their planet for “visits” and many humans took them up on the offer. An alien book titled “To Serve Man” was left after the first load of passengers was launched into space on the way to the alien planet. Immediately after the ship took off, a man came running in screaming we’ve translated the book..... “It’s a cook book.”

Another alien has just landed on earth. His name is Ted Turner. I’m wondering if he has contracted instant Alzheimers or has he just “jumped the shark” on the Charlie Rose show. He told Charlie that in 30 to 40 years humanity will be forced into cannibalism because of global warming. I guess his Buffalo restaurants will have to close. At the moment, I think his imbecility illustrates the “high water” mark in the argument in this Al Gore “man-concocted” stupidity of global warming. Usually, when you claim something that is the penultimate in idiocy, things start turning around...this is such a statement.

When the history is written, and the climate change is proven to be just a natural phenomenon, not a crisis caused by man’s activities, Al Gore will be the biggest BUTT of jokes in history. The successors to Leno and Letterman will be having field days with Gore as their main target. And he will be oh so deserving.

NG