Friday, February 27, 2009

BLONDE JOKES ARE RACIST

I have decided that “blonde jokes” are racist. If a black, brown, yellow, red, or green man or woman tells a blonde joke....THAT PERSON IS A RACIST, which puts me in a very precarious position because I've got a whole bunch of really great blonde jokes. OH, wait....I can't be racist because my race is not in power....great! I can tell all the blonde jokes I want and if you're "of color" you can't. What do they say about shoes being on the other foot?

The current definition of racism is that only persons in power can be and are racist, therefore, with Barak Obama a “black” man in power, only those who are not “white” persons can be racists.

The conclusion of that fact is that those who tell “blonde jokes:” are in fact racist, against Caucasians since by definition Caucasians are considered the blonde race and persons of color are not blonde.

So, by definition only Black Americans or those of color who are currently in power: i.e. President Barak Obama and those of his race (persons of color) can be racists and I demand that all blonde jokes be abolished as insensitive, mean-spirited and RACIST! Except for me of course because I can tell all the blonde jokes I want!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

THE OBAMA DISASTROUS SPEECH

I wouldn't have said this a month or two ago, but I was expecting the stock market to drop to about the 7500 level and that, that number would be the bottom. I recalled that I was thinking that level was really low and it may not be reached.

But after Obama's disastrous speech last night, that was long on style and extremely short in the realm of reality. The speech reveals more and more that Obama is clueless. I now predict that the Dow Jones Industrial Averages will plunge to 6500 and it could easily go to 5000.

Barak Obama is in the process of destroying America. He is so high in the polls for no substantial reason, that I believe when he begins to fall it will be an off the cliff crash. The question is not whether the Obama's program will crash, it will be whether America will survive that crash.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WELCOME TO THE UNITED SOCIALISTIC STATES OF AMERICA

With his signature today on the huge alleged stimulus package Barak Obama is giving us socialized medicine with hospital waiting lines in addition to rationed health care, nationalized banks, government control of car manufactures with a Car Czar, forced submission of stock market firm executives to Congress including controlling their compensation, beholden local governments to the federal government, erosion of local control of schools with more and more federal money and total submission to Obama’s teachers unions, and the elimination of freedom of speech with a form of the fairness doctrine subverting the first amendment.

Isn’t this want Adolph Hitler gave Germany? National socialism!!! That’s what America has now, national socialism and today’s stock market read the writing-on-the-wall perfectly. Congratulations those of you who voted for Barak Obama. Now we will find out if you think national socialism is really what we want. We will find out if Obama will weaken our defenses to the point that we become another target just as Bill Clinton did.

Again, congratulations Obama lovers. You have the socialism you apparently wanted.

NG

Saturday, February 07, 2009

A PROPOSAL FOR HOLLYWOOD

In light of the demand that CEO's take a limited pay rate for Obama's stimulus package and the fact that the stars of movies are essentially the CEO's of those movies, I propose that the pay scale for stars in movies be limited to no more than $500,000 per movie and the reduction in cost be passed on to paying customers.

Ticket prices have skyrocketed mostly because of the unearthly demands of pampered diva stars hurting the poor customers watching what is generally second rate fair. Since the vast majority of stars promoted the Obama candidacy which is now demanding cuts for business executives, the same should be true of Hollywood executives and stars.

These movie stars and executives have been ripping America off with some of the most inferior movies to hit the silver screen since the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

You stars promoted Obama. Now lets see if you have the honesty to do what he's demanding of others. I won't hold my breath.

NG

Friday, February 06, 2009

OBAMA'S ABORTION IS DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!

Charles Krauthammer wrote in the Washington Post that “The Age of Obama begins with perhaps the greatest frenzy of old-politics influence peddling ever seen in Washington.” So much for change. He has given up the responsibility to craft the stimulus bill to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

In a previous blog, I wrote that’s the first thing that will happen. Obama will get rolled by Reid and Pelosi. The only difference is that I thought it would happen during the first year and it’s happened in the first two weeks of his presidency. The OBAMA stimulus, since it will bear his name and Reid and Pelosi know full well that he will get the credit or the barbs, is an abortion. And since Obama believes in abortions in the last trimester, it’s not surprising that his stimulus, or “Porkulus” bill as it’s being called by some, is his aborted dead baby that will not only kill his baby but hundreds of thousands of babies into the future.

Obama’s ABORTION is dead, dead, dead. His administration is less than 2 weeks old and it looks like the grim reaper is about to take his bounty.

If this keeps up, as I’m sure it will, while Democrats control congress, the White House and soon the Supreme court, I predict Americans are going to long for the return of Republicans. Saddling our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren with trillions of debt is no answer. Obama’s beginning has been a torrent of errors and failure, from terrible appointments of mostly recycled Clinton hacks, to tax cheats and Chicago style politics with a penchant for preaching doom and gloom and economic collapse.

Cher was quoted as saying Republicans almost killed her. I have no doubt that Obama Democrats will finish the job. Not that she’ll be missed, considering her towering political intellect. Look out Cher, Obama’s driving headlong off the cliff of reason, you're in the back seat and America is watching with rapt attention to see if you'll go over it with him. I'm sure you'll be cheering him all the way to the jagged rocks and the abrupt stop.

NG.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

WHY JAY LENO AND DAVID LETTERMAN AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

Seems Jay Leno and David Letterman are being giving a pile of joke material with the Obama Administration and Democratic Congress but, being the lefty-liberals that they are, they’re not using it. Heaven forbid that the two not-very-funnyTV talk show hosts should demean and belittle Democrats. Jay can’t even stop telling Bush jokes even after he has left the White House. Jay isn’t very funny anymore.

Today, Obama said he had to escape the White House to go to a grammar school. If he’s so tired of the White House after only 2 weeks, He’s going to have to take his vacations in Tehran by the time he’s there for six months. And Jay and David perpetually criticized President Bush for taking vacations. Don’t look for the two dipsticks of nighttime televisions to call Obama on this.

He’s nominated three tax cheat to his administration, unfortunately, only two of the three didn’t make it. He still has one, the most important tax cheat in the most important financial position in the Administration. So much for honesty in the Obama administration.

He’s had to trip backwards just to get out of the way of barrage of EURO retaliation threats coming from Europe over the “Buy American” issue that he had to remove from the throw-money-at-it” stimulus package.” Don’t those Europeans love America now that Obama’s president? Look what he's done to our European allies in just two short weeks?

His appointees, Democrats, the champions of increased taxes have been forced to withdraw for not paying taxes, if that’s not the most delicious hypocritical joke material around I don’t know what is, but again Jay and Dave will ignore that. Obama is getting rid of the Bush tax cuts, but seems Daschle, Geithner and Killifer decided they wanted to keep their tax cuts for themselves, and Obama apparently thought because they’re Democrats that was OK by him.

Obama is also president of the 57 states of America....I’ve had a hard time trying to name those last seven states, but Jay and Dave won’t perpetually rake Obama over the coals for his constant flubs, as they did Bush.
Or how about Obama trying to open and walk through a window at the White House, even George Bush tried the door, even through he didn't know is was locked. But that didn't stop Jay and David from rubbing it in everytime they had a chance.

Then there’s Nancy Pelosi. She said there are 500 million Americans losing their jobs every month. That’s surprising since American only has about 305 million Americans totally. But don’t look for Jay and Dave to grind on Pelosi for any flub like they perpetually ground on Bush. Democrats don’t make mistakes, they’re just sloppy like when Sandy Berger sloppily stuffed secret national security papers down his shorts. He wasn’t stealing, as the press didn’t report, he was just sloppy. Remind me not to examine those papers without rubber gloves. Oh that’s right, I won’t get a chance to look at them, Berger destroyed them.

WELCOME TO THE HYPOCRITICAL HUMOR OF JAY LENO AND DAVID LETTERMAN AND NBC AND CBS!!!

Monday, February 02, 2009

OBAMA'S TAX CHEAT NOMINEES

TWO DOWN TWO TO GO

WOOOOPPS THERE'S ANTOHER TAX CHEAT WHO BARAK OBAMA IS TRYING TO GET INTO HIS CABINET. Rep. Hilda Solis is Obama's nominate to be secretary of labor and her husband have tax leins against his business that he finally paid after 16 years just before she was nominated. What is it about Democrats? Are taxes only for the dupes who elected them?

Tax cheats, terrorist justifiers, socialism promoters, America haters and pardon criminals and terrorists promoter pervade Obama’s cabinet and advisers.

Obama tries to appoint another TAX CHEAT but she bites the dust. Tom Daschle should be the next to bite the dust and withdraw his nomination and Tim Geithner should resign....lets get some honest people in the cabinet. I know Obama comes from the Chicago Cesspool of Politics, but he doesn't have to take it with him to Washington, it's already bad enough there.

Obama's Tax Cheat friends List:

Timothy Geithner Secretary of the Treasury...Tax Cheat, didn't withdraw nomination should resign.
Thomas Andrew Daschle...Tax Cheat is OUT...............One more to go!
Nancy Killefer...Tax Cheat nominated to be chief performance officer. At least she had the honesty to withdraw her nomination.

This is the change he promised? This isn't the change I assumed he would make when he was elected president...but why should I be surprised from a Chicago machine politician.

NG

Sunday, February 01, 2009

OFFICIAL LIST OF OBAMA’S BROKEN PROMISES

Barak Obama continues to break his promises. NewsGnome will regularly post this list of Obama’s broken promises as President on the first of each month with new additions. Broken Obama promises are solicited from readers. Please add your contributions in the comments section and they’ll be added to the list.

NEW ADDITIONS IN RED


I will have members of my administration pay their taxes.............Broken
I will eliminate rendition of terrorist combatants..........................Broken
I will have a transparent admin. with the media............................Breaking
I will bring charges against Bush admin. war crimes......................Broken
I will have new blood in admin. but names Panetta to CIA.............Broken
I will have a transparent government...........................................Broken
I quite smoking (admits to bumming cigarettes)...........................Broken
I will apply windfall taxes on big oil companies............................Broken

I will change US Foreign Policy, appoints Hillary Sec. State...........Broken
I will change the defense department, YET keeps Gates..................Broken
I will close Guantanamo................................................................Breaking
I will sit down with dictators with no pre-conditions.....................Broken
I will stop waterboarding and CIA interrogation techniques..........Breaking
I will use federal campaign funds...................................................Broken
I will get US troops out of Iraq in 16 month....................................Broken
I will change Washington with new faces........................................Broken
I will not hire lobbyists, hires lobbyist Daschle..............................Broken
I will be bi-partisan. Hires highly partisan Emanuel.......................Broken
I will eliminate Bush tax cuts.........................................................Broken
I will dump Patriot Act wire tapping..............................................Breaking
I will eliminate tax breaks for wealthy............................................Broken