Saturday, August 27, 2005

MANIPULATION 101

PRESS Release: Dateline CRAWFORD TEXAS:

My name is Cindy Sheehan. I spell my last name “M-A-N-I-P-U-L-T-E-D” and I’ve enrolled in “Manipulation 101" here at “Camp Casey” University to increase my capacity to be used. I know that it’s nothing but liberal prostitution, but I’m game, and like all good liberals I’m fully addicted to the left’s drug of choice: “I HATE BUSH” dispensed and used daily at CCU.

I’m very excited to be here and discover how I can be manipulated and used in every way possible so I can continue to stomp on the grave of my dead son Casey. It’s a wonderful opportunity for me to not only destroy his personal honor, integrity and ultimate sacrifice for the freedom of the Iraqi people, but I can get a ton of personal publicity, get on TV shows, act as if I’m the only mother who’s lost a son in war, bash Bush, have 10,000 angels at my beck and call while getting pronouncements from my dead son in heaven, not to mention all the money I’ll rake in.

Here’s a description of the course which consists mostly of guest lecturers but is directed by Paul Begalot former successful Clinton apologist.

Course syllabus Manipulation 101: reading and lecture titles.


Guest Lecturer: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton-former impeached president
Topic: How to bend over forward while keeping a leftward lean.
Subtitled: cigars and drawer dropping techniques for use in the Oval Office

Guest Lecturer: Ben Cohen-co-founder of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream
Topic: How to use the death of your son for personal gain and invest in the ice cream business
Subtitled: The rocky road to successful deceit dispersion.

Guest Lecturer: Joan Blades-co-founder of “moveon.org”
Topic: Using Lies distortion and half truths to expand publicity for the noble cause of stomping on your son’s grave using the moves of Spanish Flamenco cut and run.
Subtitled: How to pick George Soros pockets and make him like it.

Guest Lecturer: Medea Benjamin-founder “CodePink”
Topic: Learning to expand peace, freedom and charity by expanding your capacity to hate George W. BUSH
Subtitled: No depth is too low for liberals to trash Casey Sheehan’s ultimate sacrifice to advance the cause of liberal lies.

Guest Lecturer: Michele Mulkey-Fenton Communications: fiberal B-S specialists
Topic: BS- the solution to all liberal problems or how to use our liberal media buddies, Cindy Sheehan, and anyone else that doesn’t spout the commie-con line verbatim.
Subtitled: We’ll Trash BUSH...just give us your money

That’s about it for the class. I’m very excited to get started. I love being used, over and over and over.

Sincerely, Cindy Sheehan

Thanks for the Press Release Cindy, it says a lot about you. NG

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is some funny stuff you wrote there. It's so obvious what the motive there is. It's not about her son. I guess the libs can't see or don't want to see through it. In the words of Cindy Sheehan "There would be no terrorism if Israel was removed from Gaza" Gee, what happened to her son's memory? How quickly she forgot the real reason she is supposedly in Crawford.Geeez!

NewGnome said...

It is really sad to see this poor woman used this way. But, she is allowing and fostering it and collecting from the death of her son. How sick is that.

I have no sympathy for her or her stupidity and manipulation by those on the left.

I do have a great deal of sympathy for the rest of Casey’s family and having had a son over there, I express both my profound regrets to them, while honoring the memory of a proud soldier who advanced the cause of freedom.

Anonymous said...

Yep,she is totally embarrasing herself.