Monday, August 29, 2005

95% OF OCEAN'S ANIMALS DIE!

The Culprit Revealed!!!

Of course, this was 250 million years ago. But once again the BBC solves the problem, that occured those millions of years ago. Global warming triggered the “great dying” at the end of the Permian Period.

Scientists say 95% of the ocean’s life forms became extinct. The cause of the problem was, at first, thought to be the mammoth amounts of carbon dioxide and sulphur dioxide released into the atmosphere by volcanos spewing greenhouse gases heating up the planet.

However, after pains-taking examination of the data using today’s super-computer models the majority of climatologists have agreed the real reason for the devastation of life was that George Bush failed to sign the Kyoto treaty. It’s such a relief to find out the real reason for the death all those animals. Shame, Shame, Shame George.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's amazing what these people pull out of a hat.

NewGnome said...

Aren't we lucky that we have such scientists who are so good at finding the culprets.

Brian said...

The word is spelled culprits. What's the point of this post? That a bunch of animals died in a great extinction?

BSD

NewGnome said...

Thanks for the spelling correction. Should have caught that. To bad you were unable to catch the intended sarcasim in last paragraph. Since Bush is to blame for everything else...he's obvioulsy to blame for this.