Wednesday, November 29, 2006

WHY MUSLIMS LOVE SUICIDE

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?

Credit K. Dansie for this brilliant piece.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just pick one or two of those things and that is reason enough.What a backwards bunch of prehistoric beings.
tos

NewGnome said...

Life's a beach, and then you die and get 70 virgins. Now I keep wondering if the women suicide bombers get 70 virgin men when they get to their heaven.

Islam's version of heaven is my version of hell.

NG