We voted early this year...as a matter of fact, we voted early and often. But this year I departed from my traditional voting selections, and voted for John Kerry. When I left the polling place, an exit poll worker practicing for the regular election coming up on Tuesday, asked me who I voted for.
When I told her John F. Kerry, she was incredulous.
“Whada-ya mean Kerry? He wasn’t even on the ballot!” she said.
“Well I voted for Kerry to leave America because he fouling the gene pool.”
She left mumbling to herself. I just smiled...I have a firm and fast rule...ALWAYS LIE TO POLLSTERS. It’s a form of rebellion against their effort at mind control and makes election night oh, so much more interesting.