Tuesday, July 26, 2005


Third time is even more fun. I’m again accepting the Washington Post’s Mensa Challenge of changing one letter in a word then redefining it to fit the new spelling. I’ve either added one letter, subtracted one letter or changed one letter. In one case I’ve just added a new definition of the word.

depunk: (n) dedude with tattoos and piercings who’s trying to date your daughter; (v) as in “to depunk” ridding your property of depunks trying to date your daughter.
depunking: (v) act of getting rid of dedudes with tatoos and piercings.
nutshell: redifinition (n) that which a baseball players wear to protect the “family” jewels.
assleep: (a) what happens to your butt when listening to fiberal bloggers on their podcasts ranting about how much they “Hate Bush and/or Rove.”
bloguing: (v) bloggers arguing back and forth on their blogs and comments.
wiberal: (n) whining liberal as in Senator Chuck Schumer D-NY
tiberal: (n) tipsy liberal, as in Ted Kennedy
hemocrat: (n) democrat with a serious case of hemorrhoids caused by having to sit through Bill Clinton’s endless speeches.

For more of NewsGnome’s MENSA fun go to the June 11, 2005 and June 12, 2006 posts.

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