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..................................Before Photoshop.....................After Photoshop

The pictures above are CBS News promotional photos of Katie Couric. Now who says that the photos of the Tiffany Network are not fair, honest and accurate. Will someone please take Photoshop away from the Mainstream Media! They are proving precisely how they slant their promotional photos as well as their news photos in graphic color.


Thanks to Drudgereport............!

NG

NEW ICE AGE STARTING

In a short time, a paper by National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration scientist John Lyman will announce that ocean depths IN JUST TWO YEARS...2003 to 2005 have lost 20% of all the heat in the top 2500 feet of the oceans collected over the past century This flies in the face of computer model predictions, is totally unexpected, and contradicts rabid global warming “experts” who have no explanation.

The lemur-like liberal global-warmingists are brain-dead when it comes to impartial truthful examination of alleged facts predicted by computer models. What this news tells me is that we are at the beginning of a new ice age. Look for the GWer’s to start blaming global warming for causing the coming ice age.

As for NewsGnome....I’m going on record predicting this is the beginning of a new ice age. It’s a fortuitious time since those dead GW brains can be put on the ice, and won’t stink from rotting away in their bony sculls.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOVEON-DEMOCRAT IF YOU:

*Claim Democrats have a big tent party but throw out everybody that doesn’t agree with the party lefties 100%.

* Vociferously demand first amendment rights for everybody while muzzling free speech rights of more moderate Democrats like Zell Miller, Joe Leiberman or Dick Gephardt and all conservatives.

* Castigate Mel Gibson for comments made in an alcohol-induced anti-Jewish rant, while denouncing Israel for defending itself against a terrorist group indiscriminately
lobbing rockets to kill as many women and children as possible then blaming Israel.

* Attack WalMart for allegedly not helping “little people” while “little people” benefit from WalMart’s low prices which Democrats want to raise with higher taxes and higher prices with unionized labor opposed by WalMart employees.

* Demand more troops in Iraq to quell the sectarian violence while calling for instant troop withdrawal.

* Criticize American intelligence gathering on terror, then refuse to pay for it, and attempt to force the elimination of human assets to do the job.

* Require more protection for America then take away the opportunity to phone-tap terrorists phone calls into America.

* Claim Americans are less safe today while reducing the intelligence gathering capabilities of the Homeland Security Agency.

* Frisk white-haired little-ol-ladies to increase flight safety while actively refusing to target the age, ethnic background and religious proclivities of know terrorists.

* Demand the formulation of a plan for an Iraq exit war strategy while simultaneously demanding that we cut and run immediately.

* Insist on a war exit strategy of a Republican President while NEVER asking the same of Democrats FDR, Truman, JFK, Johnson, Carter and Clinton who all took America to War.

* Claim America is less safe under Bush while there has not been another single terrorist attack on American soil, and extol Bill Clinton who ignored 6 major terrorist attacks on America and our assets and praise Clinton for bombing an aspirin factory and shooting a cruise missile up a camel’s butt.

WITH DEMOCRATS PROMOTING UNISEX EVERYTHING THEY ARE APPARENTLY ANDROGENOUS DIPSTICKS....THERE IS NO OTHER CONCLUSION, WITH THE POSSIBLY EXCEPTION THAT THEY’RE AGGRESSIVELY, OBVIOUSLY AND BELLIGERENTLY STUPID.

TOUGH TIMES FOR MOVEON-DEMOCRATS

Reading the headlines could make a person crazy, especially if your an anti-American Moveon.org Democrat and not a real Democrat.

Consider:

Jimmy Carter, the alleged “best and nicest ex-president in history” goes to Germany to trash America in Der Speigel but won’t do it in America for the Moveon-Democrats.

Howard Dean on behalf of Moveon-Democrats, dumps on the real Democrat primary/caucus calendars and threaten to excommunicate any Democrat who complains about it.

Moveon-Democrats are trying to kick Joe Lieberman out of the party because he disagrees with them on exactly one issue. So much for the big tent theory for lock-stepping Moveon-Democrats.

Republicans are out fund-raising Moveon-Democrats by 3 to 1, despite Dean’s so-called miraculous netroots money raising prowess.

Rap music, the anthem for Moveon-Democrats, is demeaning and impregnating girls. Who would have guessed Moveon type music could do that. I always thought it was males.

Bill Cosby has had the temerity to demand that blacks take personal responsibility contradicting Moveon-Democrats that no one, except Republicans, are personally responsible for anything they may want to do.

Bill Clinton turned 60, which turns off Moveon-Democrat women, who wanted to cheat on Hillary with him.

And the worst cut of all, anti-birth, pro-abortion, Moveon-Democrats are having 41% fewer children than Conservatives. What would you expect when Moveon-Democrats are demanding that they be allowed to kill their babies. Even a Moveon ought to be able to figure this one out.

It’s a tough life out there being a Moveon-Democrat these days.

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EVEN IF THIS IS UNVERIFIBLE - ITS RIGHT ON

This came to me via email. I have been unable to verify the AUTHENTICITY of the quotes, however, even so, they are valid and we Americans, whether being attacked by Islamofacists or invaded by illegal aliens, have a right to defend our country, protect our heritage, maintain our culture and secure the American Constitution.

Any email that does not include specific verifiable sources (including specific publication or broadcast with times and dates) is suspect. If anyone finds the actual sources of these quotes, let me know. NG

Turns out it's true: Australians are right!
Thanks to Lori!


EMAIL RECEIVED 8-19-06:

Australians got it right
This is something that the
American people should consider.



Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists
would face a crackdown.
Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws
were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television.

"I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another, the Islamic law, that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, Democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option", Costello said.

Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to
the other country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can basically clear off", he said.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques
Quote: "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians."

"However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the 'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against
immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia."
"However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand."
"This idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As
Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle."

"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought
freedom"

"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!"
"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly
documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of
our culture."

"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."

"If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like "A Fair Go", then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture, but do not force it on others.

"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take
advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."

"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, American citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voting the same truths!!

DOES FAR LEFT/SOCIALIST BILLIONAIRE GEORGE SOROS FUND "BRING IT ON" BLOG ?

I once asked Tom Baker, alias CrankyLiberal, who was paying the bills for
CrankyLiberalpages.com. The blog had undergone expensive and extensive
renovation. In his personal statement on CL, Baker confirmed that he was being
paid. The way he put it, was that it keeps his kids in toys and under a roof, a direct reference to being paid for running a virulently hard-left blog.

Baker obfuscated his answer by asking other CL contributors if they were
getting any money for their posts. But he never categorically denied being
paid, and the reference in his bio sketch directly contradicted his
pathetic effort to obscure his answer.

Now Baker has moved on to a “cooperative” blog with his friends
at "Bring It On," perpetuating their Krishna-like mantra: “We hate Bush.”
They are being funded by a mysterious source of income. BIO is in the
same vain as moveon.org, daily kos.com, and democratunderground.com. etc.

David Horowitz in his new book “The Shadow Party” described graphically
how billionaire hard-left socialist George Soros is using his billions in
co-opting the centerist Democrat Party and turning it into a hard left socialistic
cadre via leftist blogs, underground organizations and selected politicians like
Hillary Clinton, Harold Ickes and now Ned Lamont.

Which brings me to my question for Tom Baker, Dr.[not] Forebush or any other
“contributor” (read identified poster, which by the way include Paul Merda) to
Bring It On: Have any/all individually or collectively received, been promised,
accepted any funds, benefits in lieu of, equipment, vehicles, free use of building(s), services or free use of otherwise paid for informational contributions from any Soros organization, employee, advisor, or has any individual, groups of
individuals or relatives of BIO contributors received from Soros, his organizations, companies of any type, political committees, PACs, groups identified with or associated with Soros. If so, BIO is nothing more than a socialistic front for the Soros hard left machine.

Don’t expect an answer. Baker hid behind obfuscation the first time
I asked it, he will ignore it so he doesn’t have to admit it or attack NewsGnome
to avoid answering (which is the preferred method of far left radicals ala Hillary
Clinton).

It is an insidious effort to undermine America and is no less destructive than
the methods incorporated by Osama bin Laden and radical Islam. Soros and his BIO type minions are trying to destroy America from within. Soros can’t stand freedom. He is a socialist/communist at heart for everybody else but himself. He undermines it at every opportunity so he can steal billions from you and I.

YOU WANT MORE DEAD AMERICANS, ELECT DEMOCRATS!

Pakistan used torture to get the information from terrorists to find out critical information that saved thousands of Americans lives on planes from London to America.

Torture obviously works. The information was accurate and good. Are members of your family flying from London to America alive today because the Pakistanis used torture to extract information. So much for the lies of the left that torture doesn’t work. Even John McCain said that torture works. He and all the Americans in the Hanoi Hilton totally spilled their guts under torture.

Once again, Democrats fiberals cannot be trusted with the safety of the American people. They are now criticizing the way the information to save Americans lives was obtained. What do Democrats want?........more dead Americans?

WHY YOU CAN'T TRUST THE DRIVE-BY MEDIA

MIKE WALLACE SHOWS MEDIA’S HATE FOR PRESIDENTS AND LOVE OF DICTATORS

Isn’t it interesting that today’s so-called journalists will disrespectfully slam President Bush with questions and follow-ups to embarrass him as much as possible, but when it comes to the Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mau S Kohmanai, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Mahoud Ahmedinejad, these same “hardhitting” journalists lob nurfball questions at them and are never disrespectful to the murderers of millions.

Witness Dan Rather’s questioning of Saddam Hussein and Mike Wallace’s questioning of the Hitler of today, Ahmedinejad. The simple reason is that these “hardhitting” journalists can get away with attacking President Bush. If Wallace had done what he’s done to presidents, to Iran’s Ahmedinejad, he would have never made it back to America.

DEMOCRATS CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH THE SAFETY OF AMERICA

Thousands of Americans, English and people of many other nationalities would be splattered in pieces at the bottom of the Atlantic if it weren’t for the Patriot Act that Democrats and the people of the hard-left have been trying to gut since it’s inception.

Now, I wouldn’t mind if those on the targeted 10 American planes were filled only with those do everything they can to hamstring America’s Security with every treasonous revelation in the NYT and stopping the provisions of the Patriot Act and NSA phone tapping of terrorists.

Democrats and Bill Clinton with their choices spawned the world of Islamofacists who now feel free to attack us. Reid, Pelosi, Dean, Kerry, Gore, Clinton Murtha and the rest of the hard left, including the NYT and "mainstream media" have blantantly politicized the war on terror to gain political power.

Let’s arrange for only these clueless idiots to get on planes that have not had been examined by guards using the elements of Patriot Act or the use of the NSA’s phone tapping terrorist calls. Then we wouldn’t have to worry about them. They would be eliminated by the Islamofacisits by a process of attrition. My reaction, good riddance! It’s ridiculous for those of us who approve of the way the President is fighting terrorism to have to fight the BIO, Moveon.org and NYT’s of the world SELL-OUT America every way they can.

Due to the implementation of the President’s programs, there hasn’t been one terrorist attack on America since 911, other that the terrorist attacks by the NYT, leftist bloggers, power-hungry Democrats and Soros Socialists.

ROBIN WILLIAMS: HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRITE...WHY?

Robin Williams is a terminal hypocrite. He spent his appearance on
Jay Leno attacking Rush Limbaugh for his addiction to pain
killers, which is a rather common problem these days.

After making fun of Limbaugh about his problem, Williams is now headed for
rehab for alcohol addiction for the second time. This is so typical of
the Hollywood left.

Yet no one will criticize Williams like they did Limbaugh. Hypocrisy
on parade in Hollywood once again. I don’t want to hear any complaints
about additions from Hollywood hypocrites.

YOU’D BE SURPRISED WHO IS CALLING HILLARY A POWER-MAD SHREW

Hillary Clinton is a satanic, evil, power-mad, Machiavelian shrew.....and that’s what Democrats are calling her. Republicans should shut up and cheer them on.

In the American Research Group Inc., an independent polling company based in New Hampshire headed by Dick Bennett, and he said “I was amazed” at the vitriol coming from Democrats in our poll.

Of course, NewsGnome has his own favorite words describing Hillary, but mine are much nicer than what the Democrats are calling her so I’ll just report what Dems are saying.

THANKS TO NEWMAX

NG

IS SULZBERGER ANTI-AMERICAN AND AN ANTI-SEMITE?

After reading New York Times publisher Arthur O. Sulzberger Junior’s defense of the NYT’s publication of the Pentagon papers during the Vietnam war. It was published in American Society of Newspapers Editors (April 4, 2001), and comparing that defense to the publication of secret NSA information and financial tracking to “follow the money” in fighting terrorism, I have come to conclusion that Sulzberger is willing to sacrifice the lives of America’s sons and daughters, hates America and is anti-Semitic.

The major difference is that the Pentagon papers didn’t directly put the lives of the sons and daughters in jeopardy by their publication, while the opposite it true in the case of the threats posed by Islamic extremist terrorists to America and Israel.

Treason is treason and in my judgement Sulzberger the publisher of the New York Times is guilty of treason.

He writes at the time “Today, our profession faces another version of this leadership moment. Last year, in an all but secret proceeding, Congress passed the Intelligence Authorization Act, which, had it become law, would have criminalized all unauthorized disclosures of classified information.”

Had that act been in effect today, perhaps Israel and America would still be able to defend ourselves against the Islmo-facists and our safety would not have been compromised by Shulzberger and the NYT. The leaker should be found, tried and executed. Shulzberger should be jailed for the rest of his life.

WHY DO HILLARY AND BILL STAY MARRIED?

Have you ever wondered why Hillary Clinton stays married to Bill?

It’s really quite simple. Hillary gets to trade on Bill's charisma, political acumen and political popularity and she lets him bed every skirt stupid enough to let him, without so much as a “Hey were supposed to be married!”

And members of the NOW gang are the first to line up at Bill’s bedroom door to help him cheat on his wife, all the while yelling “stop sexual harassment and quit making women sex objects.”

THE WHITE COATS ARE COMING FOR CYNTHIA MC KINNEY

Cynthia Mc Kinney, the 4th district Democrat Congresswoman from Georgia is crazy...there’s simply no other way to put it.

She said in her debate with Democrat challenger Hank Johnson that America shouldn’t be sending military ordinance to Israel to fight Hezbollah because they were fighting Israel by “throwing rocks.” Those Hezbos are really amazing since those rocks travel 50 miles and explode on impact. Where can I find such rocks?

This “woman” should be institutionalized, she is certifiably insane. She accused Johnson of getting money from Republicans while she is getting her money from terrorist front groups. Just what we need in Congress, Hezbollahette from Georgia.

NEWSGNOME DOES A 180 ON MAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING

Well, folks, I’m changing my mind on global warming! I finally believe
that we have global warming and it’s all man-caused. Why? Because
there’s been a heat wave across America and Europe killing
hundreds, and since I’ve said I’ll believe global warming is all
man-caused when “hell freezes over,” I’ve got to change my mind.

Well, hell has frozen over...and the storm’s remnants have hit South Africa
where it’s snowed. I feel so relieved that I now believe GW is all man’s fault.

The fact that the sun has increase its radiance by .05 per cent
per decade during periods of slack sunspot activity for the past
40 years has nothing to do with man-caused global warming and by
stopping the use of fossil fuels we humans can actually change the
amount of heat from the sun hitting the earth is just thrilling.

It makes me feel just so...well....liberal....now I can go around blaming
George W. Bush for everything. It’s so liberating to know that nothing
is my fault, no matter what I may do. Only problem is, is that Satan is
“steaming” about hell freezing over and has put a contract out on the Texas Tyrant.

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FAR LEFT LISA KUDROW CRITICIZES SOCIALIZED MEDICINE ON JAY LENO

Lefty liberal Lisa Kudrow was on Jay Leno the other day and
inadvertently criticized “socialized medicine” in describing
an incident she suffered at a French Hotel.

Seems she was swimming and was kicked in the ear by a child
when she was getting out of the hotel swimming pool. She believed she
had a punctured eardrum, but was told by hotel officials that
it was just “ear wax” and doctors were NOT available until Monday.

Turns out she really did have a punctured eardrum. Unfortunately,
the damage occurred on Saturday and she lost 10% of her hearing.
Message, don’t get hurt on the weekend in a country with socialized
medicine. Is that the kind of medicine you want in America?

She had to call her personal doctor in Los Angeles who told her what
to do until Monday. This wild-eyed liberal said well “that’s
socialized medicine” which is what she, Hillary and the rest of Hollywood
are trying to foist on the rest of us. They, of course, have enough
money to ignore socialized medicine and call their personal
physicians, getting the kind of care they want.