Wednesday, January 04, 2006


British Journal "NATURE" Proves It!!!

An article on global warming that occurred 55-million years ago in the British journal “NATURE” says the warming occurred in a short period of time and caused a shift in ocean currents.

Two scientists, hired by “CrankyLiberal” to prove that the warming was caused by the failure of President George Bush to sign the Kyoto Treaty, Flavia Nunes and Richard Norris of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography, said: “the information was confirmed by measuring carbon-10 isotopes from 14 cores taken from four ocean basins.”

Based on scientific consensus and Bush's failure to sign Kyoto, the global warming 55-million years ago, is obviously his fault and therefore, since he was around to again refuse to sign the treaty, it proves positively that Bush is the oldest man ever to exist.

It’s called scientific consensus. Thanks again Cranky, the earth is still flat.

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