STOP THE WORLD I WANNA GET OFF!

The Ultimate Solution.

The world must quit drilling for oil immediately and the new Democrat president must impose a 100% tax on all gasoline and oil products. The price per gallon of gas should be around at least $10. The use of all of all coal products must end within 30 days.

All arable land must be converted to ethanol producing products to make up the difference to eliminate carbon based fuels. All nuclear plants must shut down within 60 days. All energy products must come from renewal resources within 6 months.

The eating of meat products of all kinds must end NOW to stop unwanted methane. As a matter of fact we should stop worrying about eating at all. This will help with our problem of obesity. All persons must earn exactly $50,000 per year. Restriction of home sizes must be established to no larger than 1,000 square feet. Lot sizes must be no larger than 50 X 50.

Lawns and landscaping must be limited to rock and non-water required plants. Chainsaws, lawnmowers, barbecues, powered edge trimmers, motor driven string trimmers and hedge trimmers must be eliminated immediately.

Electrically driven vehicles that are recharged by electricity generated turbines driven by coal, natural gas, oil, nuclear power should be eliminated from driving on roads. Business that unnecessarily generate travel: restaurants, clothing stores, department stores, food stores, motels, entertainment parks, sports facilities, golf courses and all other business that encourage driving should be shut down post haste.

If we do not do these things NOW we will kill our earth. Of course, this is what Hillary and Obama are proposing we do, with the added feature that we submit our national sovereignty to the United Nations and Islamic terrorism. But even if these actions don’t kill the earth they will certainly kill America, which is the main objective of Barack, Hillary, George Soros, Moveon.org. and the Daily Kos.

ELIMINATE HUMANS, it will save the world. Good Luck America!................. Stop the world I wanna get off!!! NG

PS. Did you know that Barack Obama is half HONKY? That’s enough to make a person reconsider a vote for him.

BARAK AND HILLARY'S ENERGY AND IRAQ POLICY

ILLUSTRATED BELOW:

ICE-T THE SICK

I watch “Law and Order Special Victims Unit” on occasion and I wonder if Ice-T has a song for actors who play Cops on TV. I know how he feels about real cops...from the lyrics of one of his more well known rap songs.

"I GOT MY 12 GAUGE SAWED OFF
I GOT MY HEADLIGHTS TURNED OFF
I'M ABOUT TO BUST SOME SHOTS OFF
I'M ABOUT TO DUST SOME COPS OFF..."

Then there is the other song by Ice-T in which he seems to suggest raping the 12-year-old nieces of Al and Tipper Gore. Here are some of the less obscene lyrics.

"SHE PUSHED HER BUTT AGAINST MY ...."

Both of these items come from Charlton Heston’s speech at Harvard in 1999.

Now here is the utterly bizarre logic of Hollywood and particularly Dick Wolf the creator of all the Law and Order franchises. He hired Ice-T to be a cop on a unit that investigates sex crimes, frequently against children. The same Ice-T who suggested the murder of police officers and the rape of children.

I’ve decided to write some lyrics for former rappers who play cops on TV.

MY BLADE WAS LONG, MY BLADE IS ONE SHARP LEAP
ALONG THE WALL AND BEHIND THE SHRUB I CREEP
LOOKING TO PUT THE BUTT BITCH INTO SLEEP
I FEEL IT SLIDE BETWEEN T’S RIBS RED AND DEEP

IT ENDS HIS SICK AND TWISTED PEDOPHILIA MIND
IT ENDS HIS CACKLING LAUGHING AT THE HIND
IT ENDS HIM AND HIS PUBLIC KIND
IT LET HIM DIE HIS BONES GO DRY...AND I PUT THEM IN THE MILL TO GRIND.

Now I wonder just what a pig like Ice-T would rap with song lyrics like these since I suspect he might interpret them as a threat to himself, which as he explained about the “killing cops” lyrics, they certainly are not written to suggest someone kill him. They’re just song lyrics that don’t mean anything. Just like his lyrics that don’t mean he’s suggesting Cop killing. But wouldn’t it be ironic if he interpreted them as such. Aren’t they just as sick as Dick Wolf hiring an actor who suggests in his lyrics cop killings and pedophilia.

THREE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING

It’s three o’clock in the morning. Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced the launch of a nuclear bomb aimed at Tel Aviv.

President Barack Obama is awakened. He immediately criticizes the former policies of President Bush and demands an investigation into his administration for embargos against Iran and asks for ham and eggs for breakfast. He then ordered a call to his spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah Wright to discuss the slights that America has made against Islam after dinner.

President Hillary Clinton is awakened. She immediately demands a script on what to say and what bed Bill is sleeping in. She then screams at the staff to tell the chef his dinner spinach and tofu souffle was giving her heartburn. She then yells, you can brief me the day after tomorrow at the noon briefing and find out how much Israel donated to my campaign?

President John McCain is awakened. He immediately orders launching interceptor missiles, tells the Pentagon to mobilize and orders nuclear subs to the coasts off Iran. He then orders an emergency convening of Congress. Five Iranian cities are leveled and all nuclear facilities bombed to dust. Iranian Imams beg forgiveness and behead Ahmadinejad in public for his actions and to stop further action.

SERVING MAN by Ted Turner

The Twilight Zone had an episode in which aliens from another planet arrived on earth. They invited humans to return to their planet for “visits” and many humans took them up on the offer. An alien book titled “To Serve Man” was left after the first load of passengers was launched into space on the way to the alien planet. Immediately after the ship took off, a man came running in screaming we’ve translated the book..... “It’s a cook book.”

Another alien has just landed on earth. His name is Ted Turner. I’m wondering if he has contracted instant Alzheimers or has he just “jumped the shark” on the Charlie Rose show. He told Charlie that in 30 to 40 years humanity will be forced into cannibalism because of global warming. I guess his Buffalo restaurants will have to close. At the moment, I think his imbecility illustrates the “high water” mark in the argument in this Al Gore “man-concocted” stupidity of global warming. Usually, when you claim something that is the penultimate in idiocy, things start turning around...this is such a statement.

When the history is written, and the climate change is proven to be just a natural phenomenon, not a crisis caused by man’s activities, Al Gore will be the biggest BUTT of jokes in history. The successors to Leno and Letterman will be having field days with Gore as their main target. And he will be oh so deserving.

NG

DEMOCRAT CIRCUS-- STARRING THE FIBERALS

What an interesting past few days observing FIBERALS!

Hillary shot herself in the mouth with her Bosnia bullet-dodging lie.
Obama can’t shoot straight by failing to disassociate himself with the Rev. Wrong.
Fiberal donors threaten Pelosi to stop the blood letting or face a tourniquet of donations.
The man who invented bickering, Howard Dean, demands a deadline to the fiberal bickering.
Senator Casey of PA dumps Hillary for Obama.
Leahy tells Hillary it’s time to quit.
Chelsea disses Bill telling us that her mom would make a better president than her dad.
Fiberal Schwarzenegger is watching Cal taxes plummet along with property values while seeing California teetering on the verge of bankruptcy and wondering where he is going to get money to pay the 10- billion dollar state deficit.
Obama and Hillary are proposing tax increases at the worst possible time.
Obama blythly suggests doubling the capital gains taxes won’t impact investment.

I’ll tell ya folks, you simply can’t get dumber than this....and my only choice is John McCain. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry....maybe I’ll just go throwup.

OCEAN ROBOTS CO-OPTED BY ANTI-GLOBAL WARMING CABAL

It has become apparent that ocean temperature collecting robots have joined the dark side and are contradicting Al Gore and the Greeners.

Just today National Public Radio (NPR) reports that the 3000 robot ocean temperature gathering devices are showing that there has been a slight cooling in the ocean temperatures at depth, not a warming. See for yourself

Obviously, the robots have been co-opted by the vast “anti-global warming cabal” trying to make Gore look like the money grubbing idiot he really is.

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GREEN IMBECILITY REIGNS

I'd like to thank the idiots who are giving us 3 to 5 dollar-a-gallon gas. It isn't George Bush, Karl Rove, Saudi Arabia, Hugo Chavez, Dick Cheney or big oil companies.

The fuel-shortage culprits are the GREEN idiots. Their imbecility has reached a level beyond comprehension.

Had Clinton started drilling in ANWR that oil would be getting here now. America has 600 years worth of carbon based fuel. That's as much as Saudi Arabia has oil reserves. Why don't we spend as much learning how to scrub and convert the coal as we are trying to turn our agriculture industry into an oil company.

PLUS, using food for oil is making us pay more, not only for gas but for food. We have all the power we need or want right here in America, but because of GREEN lunacy, we can't touch it. So if you GREENERS lover that 3, 4 or 5 dollar per gallon gas, keep pushing your impossible boulder up that GREEN Mt. Everest.

I noticed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Utah Governor Jon Huntsman has joined the green lunatic fringe. But the Governors have no clothes. Too bad Scharzenegger didn't develop his mind instead of his muscles and Huntsman didn't get his father's brains, not just his money. Maybe you GREENS and these governors together can destroy America's whole economy in two short years. You've got a good start.