SCORE CARD:

*North Korea explodes what they say is a nuclear bomb.
Democrats focus on Foley.
*North Korea threatens to nuke America.
Democrats focus on Foley.
*Ahmedinejad threatens to nuke Israel
Democrats focus on Foley.
*Syria planning to invade Israel
Democrats focus on Foley
*al Qaeda says attack and capture US White House
Democrats focus on Foley

Republicans:..................................Democrats:

*Foley sent nasty emails................*Studds got 17-year-old page drunk
*Foley had phone sex....................*Studds raped 17-year old page.
*Foley didn’t touch page................*Studds applauded by Democrats
*Foley resigned in disgrace.............*Studds stayed in house.
*Foley enters rehab..........................*Studds re-elected despite rape.
*Foley’s page of age..........................*Studds page under age.
*Foley no longer in congress............*Studds elected to chairman of committees
*Hastert resignation demanded.......*O’Neill wasn’t even asked to resign
*Crane has sex with female page.....*Clinton oral and anal sex with intern
*Crane resigned house......................*Clinton refuses to resign
*Packwood harasses women............*Clinton harasses many women
*Packwood resigns.............................*Clinton rapes women
*Packwood attacked by NOW..........*Clinton defended by NOW
..................................................*NOW forms "Knee Pads for Clinton" committee
..............................................................*Clinton still cheats on wife
..............................................................*Kennedy cheats on wife
.....................................................*Kennedy drives off bridge killing Mary Jo
.......................................................*Kennedy not held accountable
.......................................................*Kennedy not criticized by Dems
.......................................................*Kennedy re-elected