Cranky Liberal was all excited to meet Hillary Clinton at a party one time. After he opened his typically foul mouth to introduce himself to Hillary, with her usually distain she looked down her nose at him and said, "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your drink!!"
Without missing a beat, Cranky looked at the well-worn politician and said, "if I were your husband, I would drink it."
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Go get-em Cranky. Hillary awaits