Sunday, September 25, 2005


The world’s leading climatologist, Barbra Streisand, has declared a “Global Warming Emergency.”
Quick, evacuate the earth.
Get on the next rocket to mars.
Move to Greenland where the ice is melting and there are no more than 2 or 3 hurricanes per century.
Establish a moon colony to save the children.

I feel so much better that now I know with her amazing intellect that she’s declared a global emergency. Shut down all television shows, eliminate the film industry, dump the recording industry. It will save billions in gas and help clean the air with less power needed cleaner and much less morally-polluted air.

Sound like a good idea to me.


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Anonymous said...

Yeah shut them all down and stick a sock in it while they are at it!

NewGnome said...

Hey Tos, stopped by Cranky's the other day...go get em tiger. I applaud your fortitude in the face of such mind-numbed robots libs. They haven't had an original thought since FDR...and he was a socialist.

But, please be nice to Catharine Amanda, she has a retarded dauthter.