MC CLELLAN WILL BE A VERY LONELY MAN

Former White House spokesman Scott McClellan faces an interesting dilemma. Obviously he will never be trusted by Republicans again nor invited to any of their events. He has earned the "Benedict Arnold" award who, as Bob Dole said, is collecting his 30 pieces of silver. On the other hand, he will be paid a lot of money to repeat his traitorous accusations.

He will likely be invited to give speeches at Democrat venues and rake in some big bucks as a traitor. But, the Democrats won't trust McCellan any more than they trust President Bush because he's turned on Bush and he could turn on Democrats. I predict Scott McClellan will be a very lonely man.

He reminds me of another historically significant McClellan whose first name, ironically, was George. Here is the quote from Wikipedia "General [George B.] McClellan also failed to maintain the trust of [President] Lincoln, and proved to be frustratingly insubordinate to the commander-in-chief."

Seems history repeats itself when it comes to the name McCellan.

STOP RACIAL PROFILING

> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by: A Muslim male extremist
> between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
> massacred by: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
> 40.
>
> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: Muslim male
> extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
> by: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: Muslim
> male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and Leon
> Klinghoffer, a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown
> overboard in his wheelchair by: Muslim male extremists mostly between
> the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by: Muslim male extremists
> mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: Muslim male extremists
> mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: Muslim
> male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
> missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
> one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
> crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by: Muslim
> male extremists mostly between the of 17 and 40.
>
> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
> 13.. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

HELP ENVIROS DESTROY AMERICA'S ECONOMY

I’m thrilled. I’ve turned the corner on environmentalism. I’m convinced. The US Senate, today, again voted to stop any drilling in ANWR and off the U.S. coastal areas on both coasts. That will force Americans to pay $10 to $12 per gallon. Just think of the advantages. We can send more and more of our oil money to the Saudi Arabia and other countries that hate us. We can step forward and allow other economies to “bury us” to quote Nikita. Sounds like a great idea to me. We need to destroy America in order to save it.

* New Car sales will drop and some Detroit auto makes could go bankrupt....that fantastic.
* Motels which rely heavily on freeway traffic will lose 60 % of their business....super duper.
* Big vehicles will be dead....about time.
* Eliminate the American Oil companies....it'll save carbon pollution.
* Hauling 4-wheelers to the wilderness will drop off to a trickle....save the mountains.
* Pulling boats to the lake will die....the fish will say thanks.
* Restaurants will feel the pinch by at least 25 to 50 per cent....we’re too fat anyway.
* America’s economy will go into the toilet....better America than say.... Iran.
* Your job will go down the tubes....and you’ll stop polluting the earth.
* Entertainment industries will get dumped....eliminating Hollywood can be all bad.
* Construction will collapse....better than cutting all those trees.
* Air Travel will be nearly grounded with a drop of 45 per cent....no O-zone left by planes.
* Name any industry....it will be on the way down....like fiberals I now hate America too!

I used to think Democrats were just idealistic dupes...now I just think their so utterly stupid, there is no depth to which they can expose that stupidity.

OBAMA TO IMPLEMENT HERETOFORE UNKNOWN TAX

Barak Obama was discussing taxes the other day when he heard someone in the audience say we don’t need more taxes, we need a flat-tax. Unfortunately, Obama, who is looking for every way possible to raise taxes thought the person said “fat-tax” and yelled “yes” that’s what we need a FAT TAX!

He expounded on the idea. “ We could impose a monthly one-dollar obesity tax for every pound that a person is over the government defined ideal weight and have it deducted from their paychecks. That means if you’re supposed to be 150 pounds and weigh 175, you’d be required to pay $300 per year,” he calculated. “300X300,000,000...it glorious to think abo....” he trailed off.......

“The government could also increase the tax in take by defining the ideal weight down which would automatically increase taxes.” Barack continued his excitement. “Think of all the diabetics out there who are over-weight by 100 pounds and have a difficult time trimming down. The threat is ‘slim down’ or we’ll take the weight out of your back pocket.” Obama was positively glowing.

“We could raise billions,” Obama gushed. “It would encourage people to loose weight, and if they didn’t, the taxes would help offset
the costs to the government caused by fat people. It could also help reduce medical costs if a person lost weight.” By this time Obama was drooling.

As the evening wore on, Obama expounding fervently over the newly discovered answer on to how to raise taxes. “With everything else in our lives already taxed to near extinction, this is a great idea,” he concluded, as he nearly floated off the podium, his face raised to the ceiling, his feet barely touching the ground. His wife Michelle, floated with him, her mind returning to her familiar theme, how can I get back at the rotten American people...“this is great,” she muttered in an almost apoplectic-like trance.

Then, reality struck. Michelle’s eyes snapped open... “what about OPRAH?” she screamed. “Don’t worry, honey,” Barack soothed, “I’ll issue an executive order excluding anyone named Oprah who owns a magazine by the same name.” Michelle, mollified, went back into her “I hate America, it did me wrong” trance.

Well, folks, NewsGnome is thrilled to know that Democrats have found a new tax and only have to raise the rates of other taxes by double. They can even sound magnanimous. Meanwhile, if you’re a pound or 10 overweight, keep your hand on to your wallet....on second thought don’t, it might help because the Obama Democrats can lift your wallet directly out of your jeans and you’d be lighter in the process....yes....Obama is getting to like this idea more and more.

Elect Obama, he’ll have ways to tax you, you’ve never dreamed of.
And rich fat Democrats like Oprah will be excluded from this new fat tax, as fat-cat Democrats usually are when it comes to new taxes.

DEMOCRATS = MORE TAXES

Democrats=higher taxes
Democrats=higher spending thus higher taxes
Democrats=lower income people getting taxed at a higher rate
Democrats=you die your kid can kiss their inheritance goodbye
Democrats=you die government takes more
Democrats=you are successful you pay more taxes
Democrats=more taxes for medical
Democrats=more taxes on vehicles
Democrats=more taxes on retirement stock accounts

ENVIRONMENTALISTS FORCE MERCURY INTO HOMES DESPITE LINK TO AUTISM

Newsmax reports that: “The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio, indeed shows a statistically significant link between pounds of industrial release of mercury and increased autism rates. It also shows—for the first time in scientific literature—a statistically significant association between autism risk and distance from the mercury source.”

For the first time in scientific literature mercury has been linked to Autism. Now Al Gore is using government force on American citizens to put mercury filled light bulbs in our homes threatening to increase autism to unheard of levels. The critical finding in the Texas study is the distance from the mercury source to the child. And Al-the-Idiot whom teachers trust to tell us what to do on the environment...is demanding dreaded pollution right in our homes.

How can we trust a government and environmentalists who are forcing mercury into our houses? You're going to get a hazmat team to pick up a broken light bulb...are you ready to pay for that?

FORGET

1836 Remember the Alamo
1898 Remember the Maine
1941 Remember Pearl Harbor
1995 Remember Oklahoma City
2000 Remember the Titans

2001 Forget 911, it’s not really that important anyway, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Barbra Streisand, Tim Robbins, Michael Moore, Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Murtha, Harry
Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ......it was Bush’s and America’s fault.