THE TRUTH ABOUT NORTHEASTERN LIBERALS

What do you call a blonde smart Northeast Liberal?
A golden retriever.

After visiting Bill Clinton what did the Northeast Liberal blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

A Northeast Liberal bought an airline ticket which read that the plane would leave Detroit at 8:30 and arrive in Chicago at 8:33. Not understanding time zones she refused to believe the ticket was correct until the ticket agent explained easier to go west. She bought that one.

A Northeast Liberal was flying to Fresno, California and complained to the ticket agent about his physical description the airline put on his luggage tag with the designation “FAT.” The agent patiently explain that was destination, Fresno Air Terminal.

A Senator’s aide for a Northeast Liberal senator called an airline and asked for a ticket to California. To save money he then called Amtrak to buy a ticket from Los Angeles to Hawaii.

A Northeast Liberal booked a flight on 823 out of Dulles. When he reached the airport he desperately called the airline on his cell phone and said, which plane is it...none of the planes have numbers on them.

A Northeast Liberal called a ticket agent and asked for a flight to Rhino, New York. The agent totally perplexed said there are no cities in New York by that name. “Are you stupid,” she said, it’s just south of Niagra Falls where I went on my honeymoon.

After visiting Bill Clinton what did the Northeast Liberal say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

What do Northeast Liberals use for birth control? Their personalities.

A Northeast Liberal congresswoman pushing mass transit, demanded that the Fresno Area Rapid Transit system use it’s acronym, just like all other transit systems.