Thursday, July 03, 2008


I decided to collect some of the headlines that say global warming is causing all the problems of the world. What becomes apparent is just what a joke they are a few of the things global warming is doing...sending plants uphill, reducing travelers at Dutch airports, ending whisky, increasing shark attacks, spoiling parties for beer lovers, killing off the woolly mammoths, wiping out penguins, forcing Santa to wear shorts, hitting kids harder than adults, threatening more heart attacks, dividing Republicans, hitting the poor harder than the rich, reducing coffee production and making generals worry (isn’t that their job?) Below is a list of headlines where global warming was the culprit in all that is evil...and guess what, earth’s temperature has been on a ten year decline since 1998.

I think we have a case of mass hypnotic hysteria brought on by that Nobel Prize winning snake oil salesman, whose carbon foot print is 100 time worse that the average American, Al Gore.

Global warming may increase kidney stones: researchers
Flat screen TVs blamed for accelerating global warming...
WIRE: Midwest floods show signs of 'global warming'... *
'Global Warming Tax' means fewer travellers at main Dutch airport...
*Study: Global warming sends plants uphill
Africa most vulnerable to global warming effects, U.N. says
Global warming could spell end for whisky
Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming
Global warming may soon spoil the party for beer lovers
Global Warming change, then humans killed off woolly mammoth: study
Global warming rushes timing of spring
UN says global warming threatens fish stocks
Global warming threatens to redraw world's wine map: experts
King penguins could be wiped out by global warming: study
Global warming to alter Calif. landscape
Natural catastrophes will grow with global warming: re-insurer
Global warming may soon see Santa don shorts
Scientists: Global warming could kill coral reefs by 2050
History shows global warming led to famine and war
Global Warming 'will undo Asian success’
Global warming may hit kids harder, pediatrics group says
Global Warming Starts to Divide G.O.P. Contenders
Birds' changing migration patterns due to global warming
Africa: World Agriculture Faces Serious Decline from Global Warming
Global Warming Is Seen as Wiping Out Most Polar Bears
Global warming may pose threat to heart
Global warming will bring stronger storms, tornadoes: study
Global Warming Threatens Farms in India, U.N. Official Says
UN: Global Warming to Hit Poor Hardest
Global warming doubles number of hurricanes, study finds
Humans to blame for global warming changes in rain: study
Global warming to multiply world's refugee burden
Global warming brings toxic moth to England
Global warming melts Andean glaciers toward oblivion
Global warming may kill New Jersey state flower
Global Warming Changing Inuit Lands, Lives, Arctic Expedition Shows
Global Warming May Be Spurring Allergy, Asthma
Sheryl Crow ends global-warming tour (thank heaven)
Climate Warming Worries Military Advisers
Global warming seen threat to coffee production
Is Earth near its 'tipping points' from global warming?


Anonymous said...

The only thing causing flooding is manmade damns and the changing of landscapes and river routes. So yes in a sense we help cause floods but darn if these people actually think they can stop the changing climate by going"green" or taxing us more. It's global hysteria. The earth went trhough and will continue to go through many massive chanes with or without us and amazingly enough it still spins on it's axis. Meanwhile an asteroid will parably do the human race in.

NewGnome said...

Obama is showing that he intends to tax us more to solve the energy shortage. No drilling allowed...they're all crazy. NG