Thursday, June 15, 2006


Democrats have finally announced their strategy in Iraq. The following policy position paper was filed with Onion News Service by Minority Leader Harry Reid D-NV, Minority Leader in the house, Nancy Pelosi D-CA, Presidential candidates John Kerry D-MA , Hillary Clinton D-NY, John Edwards, and other Democrats John (hate American Soldiers) Murtha D-PA, Chuck Schumer D-NY, and Howard Dean D-National Democrat Party. The statement reads as follows:

Democrat Iraq Policy Statement: Issued 6-14-2006

With the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, QUICK -- WITH DRAW ALL AMERICAN TROOPS BEFORE WE WIN.

Signed: Democrat National Leadership Committee

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haha. They would just looove to see failure. After all isn't that what their party is based on? Gloom and doom.