Democrats have finally announced their strategy in Iraq. The following policy position paper was filed with Onion News Service by Minority Leader Harry Reid D-NV, Minority Leader in the house, Nancy Pelosi D-CA, Presidential candidates John Kerry D-MA , Hillary Clinton D-NY, John Edwards, and other Democrats John (hate American Soldiers) Murtha D-PA, Chuck Schumer D-NY, and Howard Dean D-National Democrat Party. The statement reads as follows:
Democrat Iraq Policy Statement: Issued 6-14-2006
With the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, QUICK -- WITH DRAW ALL AMERICAN TROOPS BEFORE WE WIN.
Signed: Democrat National Leadership Committee