Thursday, June 15, 2006

DEMOCRATS FINALLY ANNOUNCE IRAQ STRATEGY

Democrats have finally announced their strategy in Iraq. The following policy position paper was filed with Onion News Service by Minority Leader Harry Reid D-NV, Minority Leader in the house, Nancy Pelosi D-CA, Presidential candidates John Kerry D-MA , Hillary Clinton D-NY, John Edwards, and other Democrats John (hate American Soldiers) Murtha D-PA, Chuck Schumer D-NY, and Howard Dean D-National Democrat Party. The statement reads as follows:

Democrat Iraq Policy Statement: Issued 6-14-2006

With the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, QUICK -- WITH DRAW ALL AMERICAN TROOPS BEFORE WE WIN.

Signed: Democrat National Leadership Committee

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haha. They would just looove to see failure. After all isn't that what their party is based on? Gloom and doom.
TOS