Monday, February 07, 2011

THE REAL REASON WOMEN HAVE MUD FACIALS

The real reason women have mud facials may not be what you think. They're supposed to cure wrinkles make women's faces more beautiful and appealing.

But the real reason women get mud facials is that they look so much better after they take the mud off, that they're more than happy with the results.

Sorry folks, NewsGnome went off the deep end delving into an issue a male can't win. But it's true nevertheless. Women don't look so good with the mud on and look much better when they wash it off. But is one wrinkle really gone? Tell me that's not true. I'm listening.

NG


Maybe I should stick with politics where the subject isn't so dangerous.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It may be psychological NG. But when I took a Beauty Culture course in HS we were taught that t was to draw impurities out of the pores ,but in reality your face does feel nice and tight when you rinse it off.

tos

NewGnome said...

Tos, I'm going to get into more trouble...My hands feel the same way when I work in my garden dirt, my hands are tight and dry. It's the reason I have to put hand lotion on them.

I just went off the deep end, TOS.
I need to get out of this. Just having a little fun.

NG

Anonymous said...

gardern dirt,clay, mud, same effect


tos