The real reason women have mud facials may not be what you think. They're supposed to cure wrinkles make women's faces more beautiful and appealing.
But the real reason women get mud facials is that they look so much better after they take the mud off, that they're more than happy with the results.
Sorry folks, NewsGnome went off the deep end delving into an issue a male can't win. But it's true nevertheless. Women don't look so good with the mud on and look much better when they wash it off. But is one wrinkle really gone? Tell me that's not true. I'm listening.
Maybe I should stick with politics where the subject isn't so dangerous.