The problem with Barack Obama is that he talks and farts at the same time. Our dilemma is that we can't tell which is which, except that the stench that comes out of his mouth costs everybody a lot more money than the stench from his rectum.
His mouth reads from the teleprompter, his butt from the suppository stuffed up into the place where suppositories are stuffed. But does that stop him….NO! He goes around being his extortionate self ad nauseam